sharkbait-moohaha:

Thank you Siri for a wonderful story

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

dean winchester + being scared

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

justpiercetheveilalready:

i love the feeling of listening to new music and you really like it from the first listen and you just

dude

littlemixbutts:

bodenniss:

littlemixbutts:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

well that escalated quickly

paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going

jthages:

i cant wait till christmas morning when all my rich friends post all their amazing gifts on instagram